Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Dungeon Farm, the only place where cows, crops, and cleavage all battle for narrative dominance. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a demon girl cosplayer wandered onto the set of Little House on the Prairie, wonder no...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover is bad in a boring way, and sometimes it ascends into a special kind of chaos that can only be described as “graphic design purgatory.” Trouble in Heaven lands squarely in the latter camp, looking less like a celestial...
Sep 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Here we go, folks. A book cover that doesn’t just whisper “budget,” it full-on confesses it. Right out loud. Let’s start with the most glaring issue: the missing head. Nothing says mystery like a tuxedo that’s been abandoned by the human who was supposed to be inside...
Sep 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Some book covers whisper mystery. Some beckon you with atmosphere. And then there’s Labyrinth of Shadows, which kicks open the door, shoves a wolf with red LED eyes in your face, and screams “BUY ME, I’M SPOOKY!” Subtlety has clearly been left for dead in the haunted...
Sep 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
With a title like Dark Stars, you expect vast galaxies, shadowy constellations, maybe even a little cosmic dread. Instead, this cover serves us… grandma’s brooch floating in a fog machine. Somewhere, a star system weeps. Front and center is an oversized pendant that...
