Nov 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The French Effect. A title that promises love, charm, and maybe a little wine-fueled whimsy. What we actually get is Paris by way of PowerPoint—a cut-and-paste parade of vector clichés tossed onto a blue background with the precision...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a cover crosses our desk that makes us stop, squint, and ask: Is this the final version… or did someone accidentally upload the placeholder file? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exiverance: Vine of Valeon, which...
Sep 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Scandalous Rescue sounds like the title of a dramatic, high-stakes thriller involving secret agents, stolen art, or at the very least a wildly inappropriate church scandal. Instead, what we get is a cover that looks like a Pinterest mood...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads What happens when your book promises adorable monkeys, art theft, and mysterious devices—yet looks like the dust jacket of a noir funeral pamphlet? You get Saving Maria, a cover that’s somehow both hilariously off-base and profoundly...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads But Definitely Bent Out of Shape When you first glance at Bound But Not Broken by Danae Ayusso, you might think: “Hey, this is polished!”—and you wouldn’t be completely wrong. The cover wants to be a bold statement piece. It wants to...
