Oct 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a fantasy novel cover accidentally summoned three different plotlines and a minor demon, Metamancer is here to answer that question with a smoke monster and a side of melodrama. Let’s start with...
Oct 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If Go A-Hunting were actually about hunting, the first question would be: what exactly are we hunting — compostable fruit? Because this cover doesn’t scream “adventure,” “folklore,” or “danger.” It barely even whispers “book.” Instead, it...
Oct 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Here lies A Deep, Enduring Reverie, Book Three of the Druid Saga — a title so full of promise, and a cover so devoid of personality it could be used to calm hyperactive toddlers or accompany the credits of a corporate wellness video. Let’s...
Oct 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Oh dear. We’ve arrived at that magical intersection of “historical romance” and “your aunt’s backyard cosplay photoshoot.” Welcome to Warrior’s Possession, where the only thing being possessed is a folding lawn...
Oct 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words If you’ve ever wanted to see what happens when AI art, bad fonts, and self-belief collide on a hilltop, allow me to present The Heir Apparent. A cover that dreams of high fantasy glory but lands squarely in the uncanny valley — sword...
