Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Deadly Checkout. A cozy mystery cover so busy it looks like the result of a committee meeting between a librarian, an AI art generator, and a handbag enthusiast. Let’s break this down. The Flying Purse of Doom Front and center we have...
Aug 27, 2025 | Horrible Covers
It should be noted that the author changed the cover at the time of posting this review, changing the main character and familiar. Is it better – no, and you decide why it is just a bad if not worse. Just remember to see that the author name also morphed into...
Aug 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Some book covers whisper “trust me, I’m professional.” Others bellow “science can be fun!” But Earn Your Own PHD doesn’t whisper or bellow — it shrieks in fluorescent neon with all the grace of a late-night infomercial for miracle cures. Let’s start with the title....
Aug 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Every once in a while, a cover comes along that makes you question not only the art of graphic design, but also the English language itself. The Night Plummer & The Mockemortician is one such marvel — a title and design combo so baffling, it feels less like a book...
Aug 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Every once in a while, a cover comes along that makes you stop, tilt your head, and whisper, “Surely, this is parody?” And yet here we are, staring at Bred by the Minotaur — a book cover that manages to combine mythological gravitas with the energy of a cursed shadow...