Oct 31, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Behold: the cover that asks “What if we just didn’t?” Welcome to My Book, the self-aware shrug of the publishing world. This isn’t just a title — it’s a warning label. A quiet declaration from the designer (or perhaps just the author’s...
Sep 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If book covers are supposed to seduce you, Horny: Sex Without Scruples is the equivalent of someone shouting “HEY BABY!” across a parking lot while wearing sweatpants. Let’s start with the title treatment. A giant, blocky, all-caps HORNY...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a book cover whispers its theme with subtle elegance. Other times, it shouts at you with a lightning bolt, a chunk of carpet, and colors so mismatched you wonder if the designer was working with a broken monitor. Between the...
Aug 30, 2025 | Horrible Covers
There’s a special kind of schadenfreude in discovering that even publishers — yes, even the ones who proudly put “Publishing” in their name — can produce a cover so magnificently awkward it could double as a PSA against bad design choices. Behold Signed Sealed...
Aug 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The Clock-Maker. A title brimming with the promise of intricate gears, delicate craftsmanship, and maybe an eccentric old man in a waistcoat. Instead, what we get is a shirtless man glaring into our souls like we just scratched his...
