Sep 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads You’ve heard of Space Force, right? Now imagine if it had a dress code of Forever 21 and a recruitment campaign run entirely through Microsoft Paint. That, dear reader, is the essence of Katie Kincaid Candidate. This cover dares you to...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Well, here it is — a shining example of how to make your fantasy novel look less like an epic saga and more like a high school PowerPoint presentation. The glowing book at the center could have been interesting if it weren’t so obviously a...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a cover crosses our desk that makes us stop, squint, and ask: Is this the final version… or did someone accidentally upload the placeholder file? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exiverance: Vine of Valeon, which...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover tries so hard to be serious and dramatic that it loops all the way back around to being unintentionally hilarious. Quicksilver by Callie Hart is exactly that kind of cover. First, let’s talk about the main character. He...
Sep 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery, some shout suspense, and then there’s The Whooten State Forest Mystery: Ties That Bind. This one just kind of coughs in the fog and hopes you’ll squint long enough to care. The first crime here is the...