Dec 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are genre mashups… and then there’s The Breaking of Time, where fantasy, science fiction, and youth soccer collide in a design decision so baffling, it may have actually broken the time-space continuum. Let’s begin with the obvious:...
Dec 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover is called Lavender Lake, but there’s no lavender and no lake—just a tragically overworked tree stump, a suspiciously pristine backpack, and what appears to be an oil lantern cosplaying as a centerpiece from a Cracker Barrel...
Dec 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover in Good Reads This cover didn’t just take us on a journey of light and shadow—it drove us off a cliff into the foggy realm of graphic design limbo and left us there to be pecked by stray birds. Let’s start with the first offense: the title. It begins...
Nov 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover whispers its genre. Sometimes it seduces you with subtlety.And sometimes it kicks down the door of your Kindle screaming “SECRET TWINS, MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE, MAFIA ROMANCE” in all-caps while shirtlessly brooding into...
Nov 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Let’s take a moment to honor the bold, the baffling, and the completely bedazzled: A Suitable Brat, where fantasy meets fanfic… and then gets mugged by a Renaissance Faire. From the moment your eyes meet this cover, they immediately...
