Jul 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ever wondered what happens when your book cover accidentally renders as a filename in a broken Dropbox sync? Enter: _SHIFT, the debut in what we assume is a sci-fi series and not a productivity app tutorial. Right out of the gate, the underscore in the title begs the...
Jul 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, The Last Snapshot. A title that suggests intrigue, memory, and a touch of nostalgia. But don’t be fooled – the only thing you’ll remember is the graphic design-induced migraine it leaves behind. First Impressions: A Design by Committee (and All of Them...
Jul 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Blood, Thunder, and a Whole Lotta What the Hell There’s vintage… and then there’s “a skeleton fondling a crystal ball while a busty blonde looks confused and a villain in the back prepares to shank someone” vintage. Welcome to the chaotic pulp energy of...
Jul 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
This cover looks like it was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether the book takes place on Earth, in deep space, or inside a motivational poster from 2009. The purple nebula haze overlays everything like a fog of confusion—appropriate, given that the genre...
Jul 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
What do you get when you cross a gremlin, a pizzeria, and a 1950s housewife in fishnets? Apparently, you get Gremlin for a Groom, a book that dares to answer the question no one was asking: What if your grandfather’s stolen WWII fairy hammer led to a cursed...
