Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Ah, White Dawn. Or as I like to call it, “Fifty Shades of Frozen Disappointment.” Here we have a cover that’s clearly aiming for “ethereal fantasy beauty” but ends up landing somewhere between “bridal boutique window mannequin” and...
Aug 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Advance and Retreat, Book Six of the Dark Empire series, where the cover boldly asks the eternal question: “How much bare shoulder is too much bare shoulder?” and then immediately ignores any advice you might offer. Let’s start with...
Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, EOS, Book One of Dawn of the Atlantis Grail — or as the cover whispers in an oddly confident tone, “I am a Dan Brown novel’s secret society emblem… but in space.” Let’s break this masterpiece down. Front and center we have a golden Eye of Horus — fine, ancient...
Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Sometimes, a book cover doesn’t just tell you what’s inside — it screams it in five fonts while hurling mystics, playwrights, and philosophers at your face like a cosmic dodgeball game. The Law of Attention by RJ Spina appears to have decided that subtlety is for the...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
