To All Those I’ve Killed Before – J. L. Hyde

To All Those I’ve Killed Before – J. L. Hyde

Ah, nothing says “cozy mystery” like a cover that looks like a stationery set you’d buy from the bargain bin at Hobby Lobby—if Hobby Lobby catered to assassins. To All Those I’ve Killed Before seems to be aiming for a mysterious, minimalist vibe, but instead delivers...
Reverse Tomboy – Auto Anon

Reverse Tomboy – Auto Anon

See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes, a book cover doesn’t whisper “buy me.” It doesn’t even mutter “maybe.” No — sometimes it sighs heavily, slumps in its chair, and stares at the industrial dryer like it’s the portal to a better universe. Reverse Tomboy is the...
Justice on a Cold Platter – Harold DeBoe

Justice on a Cold Platter – Harold DeBoe

See this cover on Amazon Every once in a while, a book cover comes along that makes you stop, tilt your head, and mutter, “This… this can’t be it.” Justice on a Cold Platter by Harold DeBoe is one such masterpiece of graphic design negligence. It’s less of a visual...
Say Yes to the Nemesis – Vivian Wood

Say Yes to the Nemesis – Vivian Wood

See this cover on Good Reads Say Yes to the Nemesis… Or Maybe Just Say No Rom-com covers are supposed to sparkle. They’re supposed to be charming, witty, and maybe even a little whimsical. Instead, Say Yes to the Nemesis looks like the designer mashed together three...
Veil of the Temptress – Rusty F.C.

Veil of the Temptress – Rusty F.C.

See this cover on Good Reads Welcome, dear readers, to tonight’s feature in Horrible Covers After Dark — a sultry stroll through the land of high drama, questionable font choices, and the kind of graphic design that makes you wonder if the designer was paid in Hot...