Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, EOS, Book One of Dawn of the Atlantis Grail — or as the cover whispers in an oddly confident tone, “I am a Dan Brown novel’s secret society emblem… but in space.” Let’s break this masterpiece down. Front and center we have a golden Eye of Horus — fine, ancient...
Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Sometimes, a book cover doesn’t just tell you what’s inside — it screams it in five fonts while hurling mystics, playwrights, and philosophers at your face like a cosmic dodgeball game. The Law of Attention by RJ Spina appears to have decided that subtlety is for the...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
Aug 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a motivational seminar, a clip art library, and a 1990s flyer template walk into a bar… this cover is your answer. The Twelve Keys sounds like a profound, life-changing manifesto, but the cover looks like the result of an...
Aug 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, Living Among Bigfoot — a title that promises mystery, danger, and maybe even a peek into the shadowy world of a legendary creature. What we get instead is a cover that looks like it was ripped from the back of a middle school art project folder. Let’s start with...
