Dec 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads In the long, proud tradition of genre mashups that absolutely nobody requested, Snowed In with the Alien Dragon arrives like a shirtless man crash-landing into a medieval fantasy film during a blizzard. This cover isn’t just bad — it’s a...
Dec 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere deep in the valley of confused metaphors and haunted produce lies Sour Apples, a book cover that tries to be meaningful and ends up looking like a PSA against fruit consumption. Billed as “A Novel for Those Who Hate to Read”,...
Dec 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If Edinburgh ever needed a tourism campaign to actively dissuade visitors, this cover just volunteered as tribute. T. R. Dray’s Wasted is a gritty thriller about trash and corruption, but the real crime here is against graphic design....
Dec 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are design crimes. There are aesthetic misdemeanors. And then there’s this — a celestial catastrophe so earnestly chaotic it feels like a PowerPoint slide got baptized and raptured mid-sermon. Let’s start with the obvious. The title,...
Dec 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wanted to squint your way through a cloud of bird fluff while desperately searching for meaning, congratulations — Swish has arrived to deliver your visual migraine. This cover is what happens when an art school dropout...
