Sep 27, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At first glance, Victor’s Blessing looks like it might be a romance. Or a ghost story. Or a regional tourism brochure for haunted wetlands. In reality, it’s a full-blown design séance—a tragic attempt to summon emotions through soft...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When you name your book A Bold Bargain, I don’t think anyone expected the bargain to be with the gods of graphic design — and let’s just say, they shortchanged you. Front and center, we have what appears to be a wolf pup… or maybe a plush...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some fantasy covers exude mystery and magic. Shifter and Shadow exudes hairspray and regret. Our heroine arrives center stage with hair that deserves its own novel. It’s not flowing dramatically in the wind — it’s rebelling against gravity...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words What happens when you combine apocalyptic city warfare, helicopter crashes, ancient occult mysticism, and clipart yoga poses? You get The Immortal Revolution, a cover so wildly overstuffed it looks like the designer clicked “all of the...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery. Some covers suggest tension. And then there’s Pandemic Hacker, which screams “I Googled every image associated with Covid and hacking, stacked them on top of each other, and hoped for the best.” Let’s start...
