Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper sweet nothings… and then there’s Throw His Heart Over, which speaks in the emotional register of a taxidermied Regency romance interrupted by a horse with questions. At first glance, we’re clearly in...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words There are cluttered covers, and then there’s whatever this is — a digital crime scene that screams “graphic design is my passion” through gritted teeth and drop shadows. Let’s start with the title. “THROW OUT THE JUNK” comes in hot like a...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper subtle intrigue. Others scream “discount Netflix original.” Revenge plants itself firmly in the latter category, trying to pass off neon rain and moody trench coats as “atmospheric” when really, it’s just the...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Covers are supposed to give you a sense of the story. Tea, Me and Memory gives you a sense that your grandmother is silently judging you for not calling more often. Let’s start with our leading lady: perched at a table, book in hand,...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover is bad in a boring way, and sometimes it ascends into a special kind of chaos that can only be described as “graphic design purgatory.” Trouble in Heaven lands squarely in the latter camp, looking less like a celestial...
