Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Desert? Check. Giant disembodied woman’s face? Check. Wooden galleon ship awkwardly squatting on a set of inexplicably tiny wagon wheels like a Renaissance Faire gone rogue? Absolutely. Welcome to Slave to the Wheel, a visual mystery...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Kobo Ah yes, The Power of Softness — nothing says inner healing and body-mind restoration quite like two floating humans possibly drowning in a ripple-textured void of Photoshop despair. Let’s start with the obvious: the cover promises softness,...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper failure. This one clicks its mandibles, screeches in bug-language, and tunnels straight into the deepest depths of DIY design hell. The Termite Queen, Volume Two: The Wound That Has No Healing doesn’t just stumble over...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere between a cosmic karaoke bar and a fanfiction fever dream, this cover dared to ask the question no one needed answered: “What if a fantasy romance novel was also a rejected poster for a Eurovision sci-fi musical?” Welcome to I...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are bad covers. There are ugly covers. And then there are covers that roll in on a pile of glowing dead turtles, plant a flag of pure confusion, and shout “I am art!”Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Full Throttle Savage — Book 1 in a...
