Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere deep in the Alaskan wilderness, a lone wolf howls in the snow… possibly in grief, possibly in artistic protest over being trapped under 14 layers of bad typography. Welcome to Dead Body in the Dark, Book 7 in the Talkeetna...
Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says timeless design quite like three completely unrelated clocks photoshopped onto a background the color of burnt peanut butter and despair. Welcome to The Grandfather Clock Owner’s Repair Manual, a cover that boldly asks the...
Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Las Vegas, where the lights are bright, the sequins are tight, and book covers apparently audition for a Broadway marquee. The Death of a Showgirl tries so desperately to be cinematic that it skipped “book cover design 101” and...
Sep 20, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At last, a gay gothic Dracula romance — a concept so ripe with potential it practically writes itself. And yet, here we are staring at a cover that looks like it was cobbled together in a middle school computer lab, powered entirely by...
Sep 19, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere in a forgotten galaxy far, far away, a lonely spaceship sails through a technicolor Photoshop apocalypse, bravely carrying the burden of a title so aggressively generic it could only be… The Last of the Bullet Chasers....