Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good reads Some book covers sink. Some book covers swim. The Kepler Incident doesn’t even make it off the dock before face-planting into the murky waters of bad design. Let’s start with that subtitle: A Sexy Shipwreck Tale. Nothing kills the mood...
Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says organized crime quite like… five fonts, a glitter explosion, and a gold strip that looks ripped off a Hershey’s wrapper. Welcome to Convenient Mafia Wife, a cover that screams less “dark, dangerous mafia romance” and more “DIY...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Covers are supposed to give you a sense of the story. Tea, Me and Memory gives you a sense that your grandmother is silently judging you for not calling more often. Let’s start with our leading lady: perched at a table, book in hand,...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers don’t even need to be roasted — they roast themselves just by existing. The Nexus is one of those. This design hinges entirely on a single glowing orb, and unfortunately, that orb looks less like a mysterious interdimensional...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover is bad in a boring way, and sometimes it ascends into a special kind of chaos that can only be described as “graphic design purgatory.” Trouble in Heaven lands squarely in the latter camp, looking less like a celestial...
