Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Erotic romance covers are supposed to smolder. Dirtiest Lie doesn’t smolder — it yawns in sepia tones while fumbling around with stock tuxedos and swirly fonts straight out of Microsoft Word clip-art. Front and center we get three...
Sep 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Speculative thrillers deserve sharp, striking covers that grab the imagination. Futureproof instead delivers a chaotic pile of design elements that look like they were pulled from three different stock image websites and glued together in...
Sep 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some romances are forbidden. Some are dangerous. And then there’s I Dated a Golden Vampire, which looks like a Sims expansion pack nobody asked for. Let’s start with the vampire himself — our glittering anti-hero. Except he’s not...
Sep 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Biographies should capture the spirit of their subject — bold, intriguing, alive. The Hulda Clark Story instead delivers a cover that looks like it was commissioned for the county courthouse hallway and then shackled to a wall forever....
Sep 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Medical books don’t have to look glamorous, but they should at least look professional. Semaglutides instead looks like it escaped from the brochure rack at CVS, dressed up in harsh colors and clip-art injections. The cover is dominated...
