Sep 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some titles promise majesty. The Golden Raven suggests something dark, elegant, mysterious, maybe even mythic. Instead, the cover delivers… a firework accident inside an inkblot. The centerpiece of this design is a chaotic explosion of...
Sep 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper their story. The Last Hope doesn’t whisper — it screams every possible subplot at once, like a B-movie poster that forgot what genre it was supposed to be. Front and center we get our golden armored spaceman, striking...
Sep 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Historical fiction should sweep you away to another time and place. The Oak and the Ash instead takes you on a dreary stroll through Beige Alley, circa Whenever. Let’s start with the artwork. We’ve got cobblestone streets, brick buildings,...
Sep 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Romance novels are supposed to be about passion, vulnerability, and emotional pull. Unrequited instead gives us… a torso in the dark, contorted like it’s auditioning for a deodorant commercial. Let’s start with the pose. Our mystery man...
Sep 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Space is vast, mysterious, and awe-inspiring. Tabitha Prime, on the other hand, is cramped, awkward, and confusing — a visual reminder that not every trip to the stars deserves a launch. Let’s start with the giant floating head. Our...
