Aug 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, EOS, Book One of Dawn of the Atlantis Grail — or as the cover whispers in an oddly confident tone, “I am a Dan Brown novel’s secret society emblem… but in space.” Let’s break this masterpiece down. Front and center we have a golden Eye of Horus — fine, ancient...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
If microbes really see the world like this, then we owe them an apology — not for our hygiene habits, but for this cover. Imagine Earth as a giant game board populated exclusively by gender-neutral restroom signs, all frozen mid-fall. Hovering above them? Two massive...
Aug 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Oh, The Self-Affirmation Guide to Feel & Attract Love — a title brimming with positivity, wisdom, and perhaps a dash of cosmic energy. Too bad the cover looks like it was commissioned by a minimalist dating app with a $12 budget and a Canva trial. Let’s start with...
Jul 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah, The Last Snapshot. A title that suggests intrigue, memory, and a touch of nostalgia. But don’t be fooled – the only thing you’ll remember is the graphic design-induced migraine it leaves behind. First Impressions: A Design by Committee (and All of Them...
