Breast Punishment Primer – Matt Nicholson

Breast Punishment Primer – Matt Nicholson

See this cover on Good Reads There’s graphic design, and then there’s whatever unholy software séance summoned the cover of Breast Punishment Primer. This isn’t a book cover — it’s a Craigslist ad that got rejected for violating taste. If Microsoft Publisher had a...
Hardwired to Rise – Amy Koford

Hardwired to Rise – Amy Koford

See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to the inspirational train wreck that is Hardwired to Rise, a book cover that asks: “What if a PowerPoint slide from 2007 had a spiritual awakening and decided it was a brand?” At first glance, you’re smacked in the face by a...
Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

See this cover on Good Reads Oh dear. We’ve arrived at that magical intersection of “historical romance” and “your aunt’s backyard cosplay photoshoot.” Welcome to Warrior’s Possession, where the only thing being possessed is a folding lawn...
I Am Haunted – Zak Bagans

I Am Haunted – Zak Bagans

See this cover on Good Reads When the spirit realm calls, you answer—with a floating torso, flat lighting, and ghost hands straight from the discount bin at Spirit Halloween. Welcome to I Am Haunted, where Zak Bagans, ghost hunter extraordinaire, bravely poses in...
The Witness – Jordan Standridge

The Witness – Jordan Standridge

See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “police drama thriller” quite like… two CGI-glazed horses running through a radioactive forest. The Witness, book two in The Women of Strength, Courage, and Hope series, gallops into our hall of infamy with the...