Quest for the One – Michael R. Hicks

Quest for the One – Michael R. Hicks

See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if someone designed a sci-fi book cover entirely in shades of “industrial dishwater gray,” then Quest for the One has your answer. Spoiler: the answer is not good. At first glance, this looks less...
Rake in Disguise – Jane Charles

Rake in Disguise – Jane Charles

See this cover on Good Reads Romance novels are supposed to sweep you away into a world of passion, intrigue, and historical elegance. But this cover? This is less “swept away” and more “tripped on the ruffled hem of a gown and fell headfirst into the uncanny valley.”...
Since the Day We Promised – Kerk Murray

Since the Day We Promised – Kerk Murray

See this cover on Good Reads Every once in a while, a book cover comes along that doesn’t scream its awfulness at you right away. Instead, it lures you in with the soft promise of a sunset, a peaceful lake, and two people in a boat… only for you to realize, with a...
Creativity Matters – Wendy H. Jones

Creativity Matters – Wendy H. Jones

See this cover on Good Reads Creativity may matter, but apparently composition doesn’t. This cover is the equivalent of being locked in an elementary school art room overnight while a sugar-fueled class let loose with watercolors and clip art. We’ve got paintbrushes,...
Exceedingly Abundant Life – Fran Rogers

Exceedingly Abundant Life – Fran Rogers

See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a book cover is so desperate to be uplifting that it overshoots and lands squarely in the uncanny valley of stock photo theology. Exceedingly Abundant Life is one of those covers. It’s less “divine inspiration” and more “church...