Sep 27, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says “life-changing marriage advice” like a lonely skeleton key lying dramatically on a wooden floor. Unspoken Truths: The Secrets of Marriage Nobody Tells You may promise deep revelations, but this cover screams, “I found this...
Sep 27, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At last—a book cover that’s as thrilling as watching paint dry in a gentle breeze. Vanilla Island is the kind of visual experience that makes you forget what emotions are. It’s not just bland. It’s not just beige. It’s existentially...
Sep 27, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads At first glance, Victor’s Blessing looks like it might be a romance. Or a ghost story. Or a regional tourism brochure for haunted wetlands. In reality, it’s a full-blown design séance—a tragic attempt to summon emotions through soft...
Sep 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When you name your book A Bold Bargain, I don’t think anyone expected the bargain to be with the gods of graphic design — and let’s just say, they shortchanged you. Front and center, we have what appears to be a wolf pup… or maybe a plush...
Sep 23, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads The roaring twenties gave us jazz, speakeasies, and Gatsby. Summers Slain gives us… clipart horses and a confused cocker spaniel. Let’s start with the leading lady. Our flapper heroine stands front and center, drawn in a flat cartoon style...
