Nov 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads The cover tries for divine spectacle and ends up feeling like Mount Olympus collapsed under the weight of its own Photoshop layers. The ambition is loud and the execution is louder, and every element seems to be fighting for its own...
Nov 14, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover was summoned from the depths of design purgatory by someone who clearly rolled a natural 1 on their Photoshop skill check. The Shadow Sorceress wants to scream “urban fantasy power,” but instead it quietly mumbles “I just...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover in Good Reads Somewhere in a dark alley between James Bond and Twilight, this cover stumbled out of the shadows, dropped its genre card, picked up a handgun, and said, “Close enough.” Welcome to A Vampire’s Heart — where love hungers… and design...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Oh look — it’s Crazy About You, the romance novel cover that feels like someone accidentally spilled a vanilla latte on a JCPenney ad and decided, “Yep, that’s our final design.” This isn’t a love triangle. It’s a geometry problem with...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if you dumped an entire folder of fantasy clip art into a design program and said, “Yeah, that’s the cover,” then allow us to introduce Make a Wish — a cover so overloaded with mystical...
