Oct 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says “romantic tension meets deadly danger” quite like the thousand-yard stare of a woodland model and a snake that looks like it was photoshopped by someone who’s only seen reptiles in cartoons. A Serpent’s Bond promises intrigue,...
Oct 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If Go A-Hunting were actually about hunting, the first question would be: what exactly are we hunting — compostable fruit? Because this cover doesn’t scream “adventure,” “folklore,” or “danger.” It barely even whispers “book.” Instead, it...
Oct 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Here lies A Deep, Enduring Reverie, Book Three of the Druid Saga — a title so full of promise, and a cover so devoid of personality it could be used to calm hyperactive toddlers or accompany the credits of a corporate wellness video. Let’s...
Oct 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s graphic design, and then there’s whatever unholy software séance summoned the cover of Breast Punishment Primer. This isn’t a book cover — it’s a Craigslist ad that got rejected for violating taste. If Microsoft Publisher had a...
Oct 24, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s a moment in every artist’s journey when they look back and think: “Ah yes, this was my colored-pencil digital renaissance period, when I combined Windows 98 gradients with the emotional depth of a Sears portrait session.” Sword of...
