Write a Novel in a Year – M V Frankland

Write a Novel in a Year – M V Frankland

See this cover on Smash Words If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if someone designed a book cover entirely in Microsoft Publisher during their lunch break, look no further than Write a Novel in a Year. This isn’t just bad—it’s corporate-training-manual bad....
Writing for Passion – Ruth Ann Nordin

Writing for Passion – Ruth Ann Nordin

See this cover on Amazon There are covers that underwhelm, and then there’s Writing for Passion, which manages to take the word “passion” and strip it of every ounce of energy, color, and life. This is less “writing on fire” and more “writing in line at the DMV.”...
The 7 Universal Laws – Monica Ion and Stefan Irimia

The 7 Universal Laws – Monica Ion and Stefan Irimia

See this cover on Good Reads Some covers promise the secrets of the cosmos. This one promises the secrets of a Microsoft PowerPoint template. “The 7 Universal Laws” should feel like a grand cosmic revelation, but instead, it looks like someone Googled “galaxy clip...
All The Gossip From Paris – Jessica Gregory

All The Gossip From Paris – Jessica Gregory

See this cover on Good Reads Paris. The city of lights. The city of love. The city of… whatever this cover is trying to be. All the Gossip from Paris bills itself as a “royal fashion romance,” but the only thing fashionable here is the boldness it took to approve this...
A Victorian Visitor – Stephenia H. McGee

A Victorian Visitor – Stephenia H. McGee

See this cover on Good Reads There are covers that whisper “historical romance,” and then there are covers that scream, “I was assembled in Canva with one free coffee left in my system.” A Victorian Visitor unfortunately falls firmly in the latter camp. The first...