Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words What happens when you combine apocalyptic city warfare, helicopter crashes, ancient occult mysticism, and clipart yoga poses? You get The Immortal Revolution, a cover so wildly overstuffed it looks like the designer clicked “all of the...
Sep 22, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper mystery. Some covers suggest tension. And then there’s Pandemic Hacker, which screams “I Googled every image associated with Covid and hacking, stacked them on top of each other, and hoped for the best.” Let’s start...
Sep 21, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, the noble fantasy epic — swords, armor, fog, and… ribbons. So many ribbons. Of Deeds Most Valiant has gallantly charged onto the scene in full regalia, only to trip over its own codpiece and land face-first into the Horrible Covers...
Sep 21, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Here we go—when your cover tries to be everything at once, it often ends up being nothing but a glittery digital stew. Mate Tracker: The Complete Series looks like someone threw in every urban fantasy trope they had, stirred with a neon...
Sep 21, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, the romance genre: a place where biceps and beasts are forever bound, and subtlety was banished long ago. Grey rides gallantly into that stable of clichés, proudly waving a banner that reads, “I am abs. I am horse. That’s enough,...
