Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover in Good Reads Somewhere in a dark alley between James Bond and Twilight, this cover stumbled out of the shadows, dropped its genre card, picked up a handgun, and said, “Close enough.” Welcome to A Vampire’s Heart — where love hungers… and design...
Nov 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Oh look — it’s Crazy About You, the romance novel cover that feels like someone accidentally spilled a vanilla latte on a JCPenney ad and decided, “Yep, that’s our final design.” This isn’t a love triangle. It’s a geometry problem with...
Nov 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover tries to be symbolic. Sometimes it tries to be sensual. And sometimes it just tries everything at once, fails at all of it, and leaves you staring into the void of a purple gradient asking, “What exactly am I supposed to...
Nov 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to Studies in Demonology, where the only thing more dangerous than the demons is the graphic design sorcery gone rogue. What was likely intended to be a dramatic, arcane cover for a dark fantasy epic instead looks like someone fed...
Nov 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Step aside, direwolves — we’ve entered the realm of dire cover design. Welcome to Mother of Wolves, where fantasy aesthetics go to overdose on neon filters, and Photoshop layers fight to the death in a medieval rave barn. This cover is...