Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper failure. This one clicks its mandibles, screeches in bug-language, and tunnels straight into the deepest depths of DIY design hell. The Termite Queen, Volume Two: The Wound That Has No Healing doesn’t just stumble over...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere between a cosmic karaoke bar and a fanfiction fever dream, this cover dared to ask the question no one needed answered: “What if a fantasy romance novel was also a rejected poster for a Eurovision sci-fi musical?” Welcome to I...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are bad covers. There are ugly covers. And then there are covers that roll in on a pile of glowing dead turtles, plant a flag of pure confusion, and shout “I am art!”Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Full Throttle Savage — Book 1 in a...
Nov 2, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words Well, the title says it all — and so does the cover. Let’s begin our descent into the marital meltdown that is That’s Why This Marriage Ain’t Gonna Last, a book that promises to strengthen your relationship while looking like it barely...
Nov 1, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere, deep in the bowels of outdated desktop publishing software, this cover was born — a Frankensteinian collage of grainy JPEGs, bold yellow fonts, and sniper crosshairs that scream, “I made this myself and I regret nothing.”...
