Dec 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are twelve dukes, but not a single decent lighting source among them. Welcome to 12 Dukes of Christmas, a cover that starts off promising — “Ooh, period romance!” — and then collapses into a glittering gold puddle of stock photo...
Dec 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere, deep in the snowy wasteland of mismatched stock photos and design regret, stands a man — shirtless, stone-faced, and holding a peppermint stick like it’s a loaded weapon. Welcome to The Candy Cane Cowboy, where the only thing...
Dec 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Thanksgiving — a time for family, food, and apparently, graphic design breakdowns served with a side of Clip Art Casserole. The Turkey Who Came to Dinner by EmKay Connor promises festive fun, but what it delivers is a surreal,...
Dec 9, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers go big. Some go bold. Ugly Sweater Weather chose to quietly shuffle in wearing beige leggings and a confused expression, holding a dollar-store pine branch and whispering, “Is this festive?” Spoiler: it is not. Let’s unwrap...
Dec 8, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads In the long, proud tradition of genre mashups that absolutely nobody requested, Snowed In with the Alien Dragon arrives like a shirtless man crash-landing into a medieval fantasy film during a blizzard. This cover isn’t just bad — it’s a...
