The Rover – Edward Farber

The Rover – Edward Farber

See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a vintage postcard collection got into a bar fight with a public domain clipart folder, behold the chaos that is The Rover: Early Adventures of Charles “Doc” Noble. This cover is a...
The Oath – Eskay Kabba

The Oath – Eskay Kabba

See this cover on Good Reads This cover is less The Oath and more The Anatomical Atrocity. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a fantasy romance gets shoved through a blender set to “clip art collision,” look no further. Let’s start with the dynamic duo front...
Hearts in Orbit – Jason M. Spencer

Hearts in Orbit – Jason M. Spencer

See this cover on Good Reads Hearts in Orbit dares to ask the question: what if a tree had a meltdown in space? The result is this fever dream of a book cover, where an interstellar willow weeps into the void, and design coherence floats just out of reach. Let’s...
Drawing for Gold – Clark Guire

Drawing for Gold – Clark Guire

See this cover on Good Reads If this is drawing for gold, I can only assume the competition was judged by blindfolded squirrels. Welcome to a cover that takes aim — and misses the target, the point, and possibly the genre. Let’s start with the obvious. Our heroic...