Nov 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are book covers that whisper magic. Some that murmur romance. And then there’s The Faery & the Halfling, which loudly announces: “I just discovered Photoshop layer masks, and I’m not afraid to use them poorly.” Welcome to the...
Nov 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper their genre. Some scream it. Wolf in the Fold grabs a megaphone, yells twelve genres at once, and then throws a giant eyeball squid at your face for good measure. If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to get...
Nov 26, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says “holiday romance” like a toolbox full of tangled wires and a tree that looks like it came from a PowerPoint slide in 2005. Love Under Christmas Lights is a festive fiasco of poorly chosen fonts, confused clipart, and zero...
Nov 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, The French Effect. A title that promises love, charm, and maybe a little wine-fueled whimsy. What we actually get is Paris by way of PowerPoint—a cut-and-paste parade of vector clichés tossed onto a blue background with the precision...
Nov 25, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads When you hear the title Passive Attack, you might expect psychological warfare, cold stares across a boardroom, or maybe a slow-burn espionage plot. What you don’t expect is a leather-jacketed cowboy model glaring at a thunderstorm like it...