Aug 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Cozy Mysteries, Zillow Listings, and Clipart Pets: The Ditie Brown Disaster Every once in a while, a cozy mystery cover shows up that doesn’t whisper “curl up with tea and sleuthing” so much as it screams “free downloadable stock photo...
Aug 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Say Yes to the Nemesis… Or Maybe Just Say No Rom-com covers are supposed to sparkle. They’re supposed to be charming, witty, and maybe even a little whimsical. Instead, Say Yes to the Nemesis looks like the designer mashed together three...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, The Shape-Shifter Series #9. Because nothing screams “trust issues” like a Photoshop mash-up of forest animals that clearly weren’t even in the same hemisphere when their pictures were taken. Front and center we have Mr. Fox, glowing like he’s being...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
Ah yes, nothing screams “high art” like a cover that looks like a perfume ad reject. Hotwife Cheating Affair arrives in all its grayscale glory, as if the mere absence of color could somehow elevate it from “bargain bin erotica” to “sophisticated scandal.” Spoiler: it...
Aug 28, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Deadly Checkout. A cozy mystery cover so busy it looks like the result of a committee meeting between a librarian, an AI art generator, and a handbag enthusiast. Let’s break this down. The Flying Purse of Doom Front and center we have...
