Disorganized Crime – Karen K. Brees

Disorganized Crime – Karen K. Brees

See this cover on Good Reads With a title like Disorganized Crime, you expect mob intrigue, shadowy back alleys, and maybe a splash of danger. Instead, this cover delivers what looks like the cast photo for a canceled network drama about HR compliance training. Let’s...
Horny – Brad Deep

Horny – Brad Deep

See this cover on Good Reads If book covers are supposed to seduce you, Horny: Sex Without Scruples is the equivalent of someone shouting “HEY BABY!” across a parking lot while wearing sweatpants. Let’s start with the title treatment. A giant, blocky, all-caps HORNY...
Market of the Never Setting Sun – E.F. Nordmed

Market of the Never Setting Sun – E.F. Nordmed

See this cover on Good Reads Welcome to the Market of the Never Setting Sun, where the bargains are hot, the sun never clocks out, and the design choices are about as coherent as a medieval flea market after last call. Front and center we’ve got our heroic duo, except...
Prompt Buddy – Sheila Chadwick

Prompt Buddy – Sheila Chadwick

See this cover on Good Reads Prompt Buddy promises to be “your friendly companion to learning ChatGPT.” What it delivers on the cover, however, looks less like a helpful guide and more like the result of asking a malfunctioning AI to “design me something… anything.”...
Unity Storm – Daniel Trump

Unity Storm – Daniel Trump

See this cover on Good Reads Nothing says futuristic noir quite like a trench coat, a fedora, and enough neon glow to power Times Square for a week. Unity Storm is clearly aiming for Blade Runner chic, but lands squarely in Sci-Fi Mystery Mad Libs, where every design...