Nov 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover may be titled Luminous, but visually, it’s about as radiant as a broken LED bulb in a dentist’s waiting room. If ever a book cover begged to be mistaken for an outdated screensaver or a freshman year computer graphics project,...
Nov 5, 2025 | Uncategorized
See this cover on Good Reads This cover is less “romantic epic” and more “late-night Photoshop fever dream.” Bound by Honor, Bound by Love? More like Bound by a Budget and Held Hostage by Microsoft Paint. Let’s begin with what should’ve stayed a deleted layer: the...
Nov 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If you’ve ever wandered through a dollar store and stumbled across a stack of notebooks labeled “Dream Journal” with a blurry forest on the front, congratulations — you’ve already experienced the visual essence of Wildwood. Let’s start...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If the goal of this cover was to make people blink twice and question every life choice that led them to this moment—mission accomplished. Let’s start with the title. It comes at you like a fever dream. Lesbian Stalker Pet Trains Her...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Desert? Check. Giant disembodied woman’s face? Check. Wooden galleon ship awkwardly squatting on a set of inexplicably tiny wagon wheels like a Renaissance Faire gone rogue? Absolutely. Welcome to Slave to the Wheel, a visual mystery...
