Jan 7, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Imagine a hacker thriller. Now imagine a patriotic memoir. Now imagine a small-town tech drama set inside a denim vortex. Smush them all together, sprinkle in some red-white-and-blue glitter, and you’ve got Born Again American: Megan—a...
Jan 7, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s experimental, and then there’s Seven Stars by Kim Newman—a cover that looks like it crawled out of an early-2000s Photoshop tutorial, fell into a haunted scanner, and was resurrected as a warning to future designers. This is not a...
Jan 7, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s minimalist design, and then there’s Artsy Rambler—a cover that says, “We had one photo and a dream… and stopped there.” This isn’t a book cover. It’s a vacation slideshow title slide wearing its Sunday best. It’s Paris, yes—but...
Jan 7, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Muscle Mastery promises to unlock “7 simple science-based steps to release the power within,” but the only thing getting released here is a visual cry for help. This isn’t muscle mastery—it’s a masterclass in motivational cover chaos,...
Jan 6, 2026 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads The title alone dares you to look away—and the cover punishes you for trying. What NOT to Do When a Dominant Lesbian Realtor Attacks doesn’t just break the rules of cover design—it blindfolds them, ties them to a chair, and sells them a...
