Oct 29, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some secrets are worth discovering.Others — like His Secret Illuminations — should’ve stayed buried under a pile of medieval wigs and half-baked Photoshop filters. Let’s begin with the image that graces this fever dream: a warrior woman,...
Oct 21, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “Off Beat Travels in South-East Asia” like a washed-out family vacation photo from your uncle’s Canon PowerShot circa 1999. This cover boldly goes where every travel guide should never go: straight into the...
Oct 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There’s genre-bending, and then there’s You Are Summoned, a cover so wildly confused about its own identity that it looks like it was designed by a committee of wizards, interns, and one guy who thought this was an ad for a new phone app....
Oct 12, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are bad fantasy covers, and then there’s Voluspa: A Magical World — a fever dream painted in gradient orange and existential regret. It’s the kind of cover that makes you stop scrolling, not because it’s good, but because your brain...
Oct 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words If you’ve ever wanted to see what happens when AI art, bad fonts, and self-belief collide on a hilltop, allow me to present The Heir Apparent. A cover that dreams of high fantasy glory but lands squarely in the uncanny valley — sword...