Nov 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Smash Words There’s something almost poetic about the title Better Angels—because the only thing divine on this cover is the level of chaos. This is not a book cover. This is what happens when your sci-fi dream collides with a 2005 desktop background...
Nov 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this image on Smash Words If nightmares could hire a freelance designer, Sweet Gruesome Dreams would be the result. This cover isn’t scary because of its subject matter — it’s terrifying because of its design decisions. Let’s start with the construction. This...
Nov 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover is called The Substitute Wife, but the only thing being substituted here is graphic design… with vibes. Let’s start with the floating torsos, because they deserve a moment. Up top, we have a muscular man posed like he’s about to...
Nov 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads This cover is called Extremes, and frankly, that’s appropriate—because we’ve just witnessed an extreme lapse in design judgment. Strap in, because this sci-fi crime scene is crashing harder than Windows 95 on a dial-up connection. Let’s...
Nov 5, 2025 | Uncategorized
See this cover on Good Reads This cover is less “romantic epic” and more “late-night Photoshop fever dream.” Bound by Honor, Bound by Love? More like Bound by a Budget and Held Hostage by Microsoft Paint. Let’s begin with what should’ve stayed a deleted layer: the...
