Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads If the goal of this cover was to make people blink twice and question every life choice that led them to this moment—mission accomplished. Let’s start with the title. It comes at you like a fever dream. Lesbian Stalker Pet Trains Her...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Desert? Check. Giant disembodied woman’s face? Check. Wooden galleon ship awkwardly squatting on a set of inexplicably tiny wagon wheels like a Renaissance Faire gone rogue? Absolutely. Welcome to Slave to the Wheel, a visual mystery...
Nov 4, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Kobo Ah yes, The Power of Softness — nothing says inner healing and body-mind restoration quite like two floating humans possibly drowning in a ripple-textured void of Photoshop despair. Let’s start with the obvious: the cover promises softness,...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere between a cosmic karaoke bar and a fanfiction fever dream, this cover dared to ask the question no one needed answered: “What if a fantasy romance novel was also a rejected poster for a Eurovision sci-fi musical?” Welcome to I...
Nov 3, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are bad covers. There are ugly covers. And then there are covers that roll in on a pile of glowing dead turtles, plant a flag of pure confusion, and shout “I am art!”Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Full Throttle Savage — Book 1 in a...
