Sep 18, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper subtle intrigue. Others scream “discount Netflix original.” Revenge plants itself firmly in the latter category, trying to pass off neon rain and moody trench coats as “atmospheric” when really, it’s just the...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Sometimes a cover is bad in a boring way, and sometimes it ascends into a special kind of chaos that can only be described as “graphic design purgatory.” Trouble in Heaven lands squarely in the latter camp, looking less like a celestial...
Sep 17, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Paranormal romance covers are supposed to smolder with danger and allure. Lost by the Alpha instead smolders with… teal photo filters, mismatched stock images, and the faint whiff of a Windows XP wallpaper. The heroine, posed front and...
Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads There are many ways to signal “sci-fi alien romance” on a cover. You could lean into starships, cosmic vistas, or mysterious silhouettes. Or, if you’re Claimed by Aliens, you could skip all that and just slap a scaled six-pack across the...
Sep 16, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Erotic romance covers are supposed to smolder. Dirtiest Lie doesn’t smolder — it yawns in sepia tones while fumbling around with stock tuxedos and swirly fonts straight out of Microsoft Word clip-art. Front and center we get three...
