Sep 15, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some romances are forbidden. Some are dangerous. And then there’s I Dated a Golden Vampire, which looks like a Sims expansion pack nobody asked for. Let’s start with the vampire himself — our glittering anti-hero. Except he’s not...
Sep 13, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Romance novels are supposed to be about passion, vulnerability, and emotional pull. Unrequited instead gives us… a torso in the dark, contorted like it’s auditioning for a deodorant commercial. Let’s start with the pose. Our mystery man...
Sep 11, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper bad design choices. Others scream them from the rooftops like a tabloid headline dipped in essential oils and red flags. Breast Cancer Is a Misdiagnosis does the latter—and then lights the rooftop on fire for dramatic...
Sep 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads What the Cowboy Wants is apparently a fully airbrushed emotional standoff by a lake, featuring two people who look like they’ve never met but were digitally glued together for the sake of yee-haw drama. This isn’t romantic tension—it’s...
Sep 10, 2025 | Horrible Covers
See this cover on Good Reads Somewhere between a TED Talk slide and the opening screen of a meditation app, Finding Wellness found its way into the Horrible Covers Hall of Stock Art Shame. This cover is a spiritual journey, yes—but not to enlightenment. No, this one...
