Psycoms – J. Traveler Pelton

Psycoms – J. Traveler Pelton

See this cover on Good Reads Ah, Psycoms, where the apocalypse meets Sears Family Portrait Studio in a grim union of uncanny valley weirdness and camo-clad confusion. Let’s begin with the first and most glaring red flag: the cast. We’ve got two adults who appear to be...
Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

Warrior’s Possession – Gianna Simone

See this cover on Good Reads Oh dear. We’ve arrived at that magical intersection of “historical romance” and “your aunt’s backyard cosplay photoshoot.” Welcome to Warrior’s Possession, where the only thing being possessed is a folding lawn...
The Witness – Jordan Standridge

The Witness – Jordan Standridge

See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “police drama thriller” quite like… two CGI-glazed horses running through a radioactive forest. The Witness, book two in The Women of Strength, Courage, and Hope series, gallops into our hall of infamy with the...
Off Beat Travels South-East Asia – Paul Kilfoil

Off Beat Travels South-East Asia – Paul Kilfoil

See this cover on Good Reads Ah yes, nothing says “Off Beat Travels in South-East Asia” like a washed-out family vacation photo from your uncle’s Canon PowerShot circa 1999. This cover boldly goes where every travel guide should never go: straight into the...
Humorous Stories – Scott W. Clark

Humorous Stories – Scott W. Clark

See this cover on Smash Words Welcome to the barnyard of bafflement, where color theory, photo editing, and basic design principles come to die. Let’s talk about Humorous Stories by Scott W. Clark — a book cover so devoid of intentional design it feels like a rogue...