Fire, Fangs and Brimstone – Nicky Drayden

Oct 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads This cover looks like someone typed “hellfire puppet show” into an AI generator trained exclusively on Goosebumps fan art and Halloween clearance aisle regrets. Let’s begin with the title: Fire, Fangs and Brimstone. A bold attempt at...

Swan Song – Shel Delisle

Oct 7, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads What we have here is not a “Swan Song” — it’s a design whimper softly echoing through the halls of amateur publishing. This cover is less a farewell note and more a shriek from the uncanny valley of cozy mystery branding. Let’s talk...

Emergence – JK Franks

Oct 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good reads Minimalism is an art form. Done right, it’s sleek, powerful, and confident enough to whisper instead of shout. Done wrong, well, you get Emergence by JK Franks — a cover that whispers, shouts, and mumbles all at once, and somehow still...

Room with a View and Homicide – Patti Larsen

Oct 6, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads There are bad covers, and then there are covers that look like they crawled out of Microsoft Publisher 2003 and begged to be taken seriously. Room with a View and Homicide falls squarely in the latter category, a shining example of why...

For The Sake Of A Brother – R.G. Stanford

Oct 5, 2025 | Horrible Covers

See this cover on Good Reads Some covers whisper “family saga.” Some declare “Western epic.” The Brothers Brown stands awkwardly in the middle of a dusty road shouting, “I’m not sure what I am, but I definitely found this font online for free!” The scene is simple —...